Attractive female wanted 

 
 
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1. I’m tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler.
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It’s Friday night, I’m all alone still a bachelor.
 
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Refr. She said she’d call me when she finished work, haven’t heard a word all day. Whoa. 
 
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2. I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali. (Attractive female wanted).
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I ain’t asking a great deal, just a female to move in with me. (Attractive female wanted).
I’ll share all my records, toothbrush and car and colour TV, honestly.
A single girl for my single bed is my remedy. (Attractive female wanted).
 
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Refr. 2. She doesn’t have to be a movie star, cover of a magazine.
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She can work in a garage all day, in the evening some canteen. 
 
Solo. 
 
3. I’m tired of blind dates making silly mistakes. It’s embarrassing. (Attractive female wanted).
I’ve had no complaints but obviously you’ve guessed, no compliments. (Attr. female wanted).
Won’t someone please answer my prayers before I’m old and gray? (Attr. female wanted).
I’ve been lonely too long. All of my family think I’m gay. (Think I’m gay).
 
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4. Ooooooh. Attractive female wanted.
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Ooooooh. Active female wanted.
I may get drunk, stink like a skunk but she’ll look after me. (Attractive female wanted).
Put me to bed, ease my aching head and make a fuss of me.
Think I’ll write a letter to Mr. Hugh Hefner confidentially.
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Dear Sir, a single girl for my single bed is my remedy.